This may not come as a shock to you if you follow Indiana beer news, but Indiana has it’s own group of honest to goodness neo-Prohibitionists.
Before I proceed, as this term is likely to pop up often, I want to explain what I mean by it. I am an alcohol fan. I like beer enough to make road trips to breweries so I can try their beer at its freshest; I make my own beer; and spend my free time reading about beer culture and history.
I like whiskey. If I could legally make my own and if I could afford my own still (or had the technical skill to make one) I would do that too. As it is, I have spent my hard earned money to buy and sample a variety of different types and brands of whiskey. I often go to bookstores so I can read reviews of whiskeys I can’t afford or haven’t heard of before.
I know the histories and major varieties of nearly all spirits and many bitters.
I like wine. I know the basics and I wouldn’t embarrass myself at a fancy dinner if the waiter shoved a cork in my face.
This isn’t bragging. This is me explaining where I’m coming from when I start to use a term that many might think of as derogatory.
With that said, I know there are some problems associated with immoderate drinking, problems of the mind, problems of the body, problems in our families, problems with our friends and problems with which our expanded communities wrestle. I have friends that are or have been alcoholics and I have seen them arrested for DUIs, lose their jobs, break their marriages. I have even seen friends use alcohol as a replacement for much harder drugs and eventually return to them when alcohol stopped filling that void for them. More of my family members are alcoholics than I would like to admit.
With all that said, alcohol is not the problem. Alcoholism comes from a dark place born in pain, loss, anxiety, or despair.
But more importantly I am also aware of some facts. Binge drinkers, when that term is defined fairly and usefully, make up the margins of all drinkers, the vast majority of which partake moderately in what is one of Earth’s great luxuries. And alcoholics make up the margins of all binge drinkers. Alcoholics are the margin of the margins. They are extreme and rare.
So when I talk about neo-Prohibitionists I want to make very clear that I am not talking about every individual or group that recognizes that alcohol should be regulated by a healthy society because there are known harms associated with its immoderate and unsafe use.
Who I am talking about when I am talking about neo-Prohibitionist are groups and individuals whose ultimate goal is to ban entirely all alcohol sales and use. Some of these groups are very clear that they see no good in alcohol and want it banned completely or regulated slowly away. Many of these groups are not so upfront. Their stated purpose is to “regulate” alcohol. Or to “limit” its availability. They only want to curb the use of “excessive” drinking. They may say they merely want to “postpone” the introduction of alcohol to young people. These are goals, that, if they truly worked toward them would be goals I could support. They hide their extremism behind a mask of reasonableness.
Hardly any American with a basic elementary school-level education doesn’t know that we tried Prohibition once and rather than cure the nation of the scourge of liquor, it actually exacerbated the problem and elevated the wealth and power of organized criminal associations. That means the arguments of neo-Prohibitionists of the first type above are easy to dismiss.
Those of the second type, however are more insidious. Alcohol has been effectively demonized which makes it hard for politicians to set their emotions aside and pass helpful legislation. These craftier neo-Prohibitionists prey on this fear and confusion, routinely using rhetorical techniques, fallacious arguments, and statistical tricks to undermine even modest drinking by legal, responsible adults to slowly work toward their goals under the guise of “responsible regulation.” They have to use these underhanded tactics because they know their ultimate goal flies in the face of judicious restraint, logic, and, frankly, reality.
Let me introduce you to one such group that I plan on spending a lot of time on in the next few weeks. Save My Sunday.
Save My Sunday describes themselves this way:
Save My Sunday is a blog devoted to the joys of reserving one day a week for rest, rejuvenation and family.
This sounds limited enough. I don’t agree with their premise, I see very little joy in depriving others of their freedoms, but here we could just agree to disagree, and besides, maybe they have some good evidence of why I might think twice about legalizing Sunday sales.
They continue:
We decided to start it when we heard about a push in Indiana to legalize the sale of alcohol on Sundays.
As a marketer and a writer who has helped several organizations create strong mission statements I have nothing but good things to say about Save My Sunday providing their audience the impetus of the group. In debate we would call this “the threat.” As Save My Sunday is in the role of the affirmative here, that is making the argument in the affirmative, “Yes, Indiana should continue to keep Sunday sales of liquor illegal,” the burden is on them to prove that Sunday sales constitutes a threat. We will see how they attempt to do this through analysis of the site.
They continue.
Convenience is great in the 24-7 world we live in, but we believe Sunday is the one day we should spend quality time with family and friends, worship when and where we can, and generally focus on what is good and healthy. In this fast-paced world, our lives are complicated enough. Let’s leave Sunday alone.
This is where their argument flies off the rails and will leave them no choice but to resort to the worst of kind argument from emotion, specious analogies, ad hominem attacks, false equivalencies and more. You see, legalizing Sunday sales would not prevent them from “spend[ing] quality time with family friends, worship[ing] when and were [they] can, and generally focus[ing] on what is good and healthy” and yet they act like they couldn’t enjoy last Sunday because I had a beer. As H.L. Mencken might have said, a neo-Prohibitionist “is a person who lives in the fear that someone, somewhere, may be having a good time.”
Buried in their claim is that time spent drinking, even responsibly with friends and family, is not quality time. That, drinking itself, even in moderate doses, is not healthy. That somehow, drinking, speeds up our fast-paced world.
So many false claims. So many opinions based on deliberately ignoring the way most of the world, who are often found relaxing with delicious, healthy alcoholic beverages with friends enjoy their Sundays or even their Mondays through their Saturdays.
But most importantly, because they do not relax with alcohol, because they do not think it is healthy (besides a mountain of evidence to the contrary), they think it is their right to keep others from living differently, as if the fact that I bought a six pack on Sunday would somehow affect them.
This is just the beginning. I had planned on criticizing just one of their blog posts but as I scanned their site for the name of the author of the posts, I became more and more incensed at the manipulation and dishonesty I found there. Save my Sunday and I are going to spend a lot of time together. I hope you stay tuned.